First and foremost, many thanks to the Sizzling Pens for letting me host a party here. I’ll try not to spill too many beverages on the carpet.Truth be told, this is a very good date—my first book, Sexy by Design, releases from Samhain Publishing this week!
*cheers* *fireworks* *confetti*
And to celebrate the plight of my heroine, I want to talk about bad dates, something most of us can relate to. Maybe you had the prom date from hell, or the frat boy of your dreams threw up on you after having too much party juice. Perhaps you approached a hot groomsman at a wedding only to discover he had eyes for your best friend…or your brother.
I’ve had a few winners. There was the one I spent a really fun weekend with only to get home, do some online surfing, and uncover his personal ad—seeking his first experience with a man. Or consider the guy who went out with me one night and then greeted me at our next meeting with, “If I didn’t already have a girlfriend, I would ask you out!” And nothing says “I’m in this for the long haul” quite like the genius who asked (begged) me to do something obscene for him because it would be good practice for my future boyfriends. (For the record, all he got was an answer something along the lines of, “Up yours.”)
Somehow I ended up happily married, but I kissed a lot of frogs on the way to the altar. Is it any wonder I wrote a book about a humiliating one-night stand that ends up being the Best Thing Ever? Wouldn’t it be great if our mistakes always turned out that way?
So, ‘fess up. I want to hear your bad date stories! I’m giving away a (digital) copy of Sexy by Design to one commenter, even if you don’t reminisce about the, uh, interesting old days.
20 comments:
I had a few toads. My husband's pick up line to me was, "you know what would look good on you? me" and I told him how stupid that was. Yet, I still dated him.
Congrats, Avery.
Katie
LOL Katie! I forgot about my husband's pickup line...he looked at me and said, "Is that a Harley shirt?"
It was actually a T-shirt from my university...don't ask me how that looked like a motorcycle logo. ;-)
Welcome Avery and thanks for joining us. Bad date stories? Gosh, I've been married 20 years. If I had any I've forgotten them all by now. LOL!
I will never forget my friends and I having to leave a bar because a guy wearing a cashmere sweater and silk scarf wouldn't stop hovering at our table.
Boring, yes. That's why I write romance. LOL
Congrats on the release! I can't wait to read it!
Hi, Avery! I wish I had a bad date tale to share but unfortunately, I can't think of one! I've been with my husband since I was 17 though, so I didn't hvae much time to date many toads, lol.
Congrats on your release!!!
Lori, "boring" might be preferable to "what the $&%^ was I thinking?"...
Thanks, Barbara!!
Congrats on your debut release, Avery. I don't have a great story to share. There have been boring dates, but nothing ever disastrous happened.
Hi Avery and mega congrats on your book release!!! :)
Hmm, I don't have any good date stories either. My husband and I worked together, he didn't have to use a pick up line on me when we hung out at a bar after work. LOL
Thanks so much, Jane and Karen!
I'm glad most of you weren't subjected to rude or strange men. Maybe it was just me that picked the weird ones! Oh, well, makes good story fodder. LOL
Congrats on your book, Avery! I'm heading over to buy it after I finish here :)
Bad pick-up lines-- where do I start? I'm convinced it says freak magnet across my forehead. Just last week-- despite my wedding ring-- a guy stopped me in the oil aisle of my grocery store to ask if I preferred Virgin or Extra-virgin olive oil. I started to answer him (I swear, I'm oblivious) until I realized that the way he was looking at me had very little to do with the oil part of the question ...
Or there were the two men in the lobby at RWA last year who wanted to know if I felt like "getting adventurous."
Oh man, Tracy!! Wonder if the men follow the RWA conference every year to see if they can see some love scenes in action...
I'm going to be laughing about the oil aisle for weeks. ;-)
Yikes, Avery! I'm just reminded of how happy I am not to be dating any more ;) I have to admit that I don't recall any that were quite that terrible, but I've never enjoyed the awkward *potential* for horror and humiliation--I'm just a big scaredy cat that way, and am terribly thankful to be out of that groove :) I love the chance to read about it though--vicarious thrills or humiliation I can live with!
Congrats on Sexy by Design--it sounds like a very intriguing premise!
Hi Avery! Congrats on the release!!! It's already going into my must-read pile.
As for bad dates, I've never really had one. I know, it's weird. But I've never been a dater, even when I was single.
flchen--I totally agree. I never want to enter the dating scene again!
Thanks, Elle! :-)
Avery,
I left a message yesterday but I don't see it here. Anyway, Welcome to Sizzling Pens and congrats on your release!
My worst date involved a first date--this guy took me to a movie about a Monty Python (I was clueless) It was so horrible, in one scene, a hugely obese man comes into a restaurant and eats a table full of food then spews vomit all over the restaurant. I couldn't believe this was considered entertainment. It was so disgusting. But the worst part was my date laughed through the whole movie. I was not amused. Still not a MP fan.
Can't wait to read SEXY BY DESIGN!!
LOL Juliet, I used to know a couple of guys who liked Monty Python--my sense of humor is pretty raunch at times so I can enjoy it, but these were also good friends of mine. As a first date? Not so much!
Congrats on the release! I guess one of my bad dates would be the time me and my boyfriend went atv'ing, we went off a ten foot drop. He realized he was going to fast and wouldn't make the curve so he pointed it over the side. It scared me to death.
I know I was a bad date to my hubby, then boyfriend when I fell asleep going to a movie with him --- twice! But he married me anyways!
One guy I did get all dressed up for as he told me he was taking me to his dad's restaurant. I had on a dress that was ivory and summery. He didn't tell me that it was a bar. And too, that he serves spaghetti mostly. And worse, he asked me to help in the kitchen after. So ruined the dress! I never heard back from him again!
After a bad break-up & being single for awhile I was finally ready again. This guy seemed so sweet but he would not take no for an answer. He said he would only "put it in for a little bit" so I put him out the door.I haven't thought about it in years. Thanks for the laugh.
Congratulations Caffey--by random drawing, you won a free copy of Sexy by Design! Please email me at avery @ averybeck . com (no spaces) with the e-book format you prefer...
Thanks, everyone, for sharing your stories! (tennismom, what an awful guy!!)
Thanks Avery! I emailed you from your site there!! Thanks again!
Caffey
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