
Today the Sizzling Pens would like to introduce author Vicki Batman.
Like her heroine, Hattie Cooks, in
Temporarily Employed and
Temporarily Insane, Vicki has worked a wide variety of jobs including lifeguard, ride attendant at an amusement park; a hardware store, department store, book store, antique store clerk; administrative assistant in a real estate firm, and a general “do anything gal” at a financial services firm. Born in Dallas, a graduate of Texas Tech, married to Handsome, has two big boys, two attention-demanding cats, and two poopies.

Recently, she sold “
Charlie’s Friend,” a Happily Ever After to the September
True Romance; “
Christmas Ties” to the December
True Romance; and “
Wedding for Two” to the January
True Love. Vicki would like to give away a copy of the September
True Romance to one lucky commenter today.
Please welcome Vicki Batman!
1. How many manuscripts did you write before selling one?
Well technically, I haven’t sold a manuscript. I’ve sold three short stories to True Romance and True Love magazines. I have written three books which aren’t published as yet.
2. Which book/short story was your hardest to write and why? Bad Dates was the hardest book to write. Not long after I began it, Handsome was diagnosed with stage 3 throat cancer. Everything pertaining to writing dropped. And this turned out to be a good thing. I read. I did Word Search, No Vowels incessantly. I took lots of on line classes. I gave myself the January 1 deadline (two months after the treatment ended) and started back up. What I found is the book sat in my head and percolated. So when the deadline rolled around, I was ready and then, it zinged. As for short stories, I’ve written a mess of them. Right now, I’m working on a magical erotic. The idea came into my head when at National. I woke up and said to my roommate, “ I think I have an idea for a story.” Then said, “By the light of the moon, by the light of the stars…” I outlined the story to her. She got up and tossed me a notebook, saying, “Get to work.” It’s completely different from the fun, humorous, witty shorts I’ve been sending to the Trues.
3. What do you think is the most difficult thing about being an author? I think most of us would say selling.
4. What authors have most inspired your work? I ADORE Dick Francis. Ravenously read Janet Evanovich. Early on, I read Georgette Heyer and Mary Stewart (Madam, Will You Walk With Me is calling for Brad Pitt to make into a movie in my opinion.) I love Linda Howard, Sue Grafton, Tess Gerritsen, and Jodi Picoult. I read a wide variety of books, but I’m not a huge otherworld person.
5. What am I working on now?
Several shorts -
“I Believe” - a magical erotic romance about a girl who's only hope to find her soul mate is doing the one thing she doesn't believe in -- her grandmother's magical chant.
“Kissing School” - a sweet short story about a girl who's boyfriend says she can't kiss. Her friend concocts a plan for kissing lessons with her cousin.
“Real Estate” - a woman wants to buy a condo owned by a boor, only maybe he isn't one after all.
And a Book -
Reunited - romance author joins forces with her new love's ex-wife to find him when he goes missing in Colorado.
Excerpt from
Christmas Ties Christmas shopping shouldn’t be so difficult.
“Surely, I’ll find something here,” I said over the phone to my roommate, Toni. I pushed a heavy glass door open. “My dad can be so hard to buy for. He has everything.”
Once inside, I found myself in the menswear section. I inhaled. The sights and sounds of Christmas wafted over and through me. Everywhere I looked perfect holiday decorations caught my eye. Packages were wrapped in metallic colored paper and tied with red bows. Silver and bronze garland had been looped in the escalator well. Matching wreaths hung from the walls. Something smelling like cinnamon and sugar tickled my nose. The sound system blasted carols, lifting me into a happy mood.
Countdown time: Four weeks to complete shopping, wrap-a-thon, and bake fest. First on the agenda: shopping.
Toni’s voice pulled me back to the present. “I always give my dad a Christmas tie. He gets a kick out of wearing it Christmas day.”
I shifted the phone to my other ear to study my to-buy-for list. “Oh, I can’t get my dad a tie. He has a bazillion.” My dad, a stock broker, wore one to work every single day. He’d arranged ties by color on the top of his dresser. The light from the ceiling fixture hit them just so, drawing the eye to one and then another and then another. “He probably has three hundred. A psychologist would label him an addict. For his last birthday, my sister, my mother, and I had all given him the same one. My dad laughed and laughed. I guess we all have the same taste when it comes to ties! So I want to avoid toppling into the trap. Never again.”
“I like ties. Men looked so sexy wearing them, especially with their shirt sleeves rolled up.”
“Same page here. I just want to find him something different.”
However, as I passed display cases of vibrant ribbons of silk lying on glass shelves, my eye strayed. Ties were seductively knotted around shirt collars, draped over mannequins, matched with silk pocket squares.
Shaking my head, for I did not want to go there, the thought “not a tie, not a tie” passed through my mind. Until the neatly arranged rainbow rows of dots, stripes, and solids beckoned me closer. The dark side seduced and something mystical propelled me to rove in that direction. I sighed like a chocaholic plastered to a candy store window. “Maybe I’ll get one after all. Phone you later.”
Disconnecting my call, I trailed my finger across a row, pausing at a pale yellow one -- the color of early morning sunlight. Diagonal stripes of sky blue and white woven in the finest silk -- absolute perfection. As I reached for my prize, another hand dove in and snatched it up.
“Hey.” I jerked to my right and pointed to the tie he held. “Excuse me. That’s mine.”
He shook his head no. “I saw it first.”
“No. I did. It’s for my father.”
“Sorry. It’s mine.” His hand smoothed over the tie he wore, identical to the one in his hand.
How odd. I narrowed my brow. “Why do you need two of the same tie?”
His glance dropped to his white shirt, then back to me. “I guess it does look funny. My dad liked mine and since he’s so hard to buy for--”
“You thought you’d surprise him with one for Christmas.”
“Well, yeah.” His devilish smirk showed off his straight white teeth. Spinning away, he said, “See ya.”
What a scumbag! He had my father’s Christmas present. My hands fisted at my side as I watched him weave around tables, heading toward the checkout counter. He robbed me and was not going to get away with it. Racing to catch up, I bumped accidentally into a customer and called a “sorry” over my shoulder as I sped past. When reaching the villain’s side, I tapped his shoulder. “Wait a minute, buster. That tie is mine.”
His tight gaze swept over my face which made me feel like a total idiot.
“You’ve got to be kidding. This one,” he waved it in my face, “is mine.”
All this ruckus for a tie? With a snort, I knocked his hand to one side. “If you’ll recall, you rudely snatched it from under my nose.”
“Did not---“
“Did too.”
Nose to nose we glared at each other like two arched cats ready to scratch and claw. Our chests heaved. Our steely-eyed stares deeply penetrated through each other to our spines. Claws distended. Heat, not just the kind from anger, but the lightening-hot voltage powered by attraction also surged between us as our eyes met. Sizzles pricked my skin. The awareness baffled me, sending my hand to rub my temple.
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